Do You Really Think This Is Appropriate?

Here's a new game I invented called "Do You Really Think This Is Appropriate?". I will describe an item or a situation or something, and you get to determine whether or not it is, in fact, appropriate.

Part one:

What if you came home and found a toy in your house that was shaped like this:

I'm not trying to be immature, but wouldn't you feel even a slight bit uncomfortable?

And what if the recommended way to play with this toy was to grab it by the shaft and gently shake it, like in this blurry picture which is supposed to represent motion? (There's a tiny plastic dog in there, and you're supposed to shake it to see it bob up and down.)

Finally, what if you then found out that this toy was not purchased by a consenting adult with a photo ID at an adult store downtown, but actually given to a 4 year old child for free in his kid's meal at Sonic?

...do you really think this is appropriate?

I will leave the comments for this blog entry open for six months before declaring a winner.