...seriously though, what the heck is this?

Sorry to post non-comedy on my comedy blog, but while I'm on the subject of my car, last Saturday during a small snowstorm I snapped a picture of...my car.

I was somewhat alarmed by what I saw. Check it out: "Survey says!"

Two X's! What in the world does this mean? I've never seen snow form like this on my car. As far as I could tell, no X's were formed anywhere else. Was this the devil himself trying to send some kind of scary warning message to me? One more strike, and the Johnsons will get a chance to steal!

Are there any scientists out there who want to ruin the fun by telling me what's going on?

And since you're answering my question, tell me what else is going on. Are you ok? It's been so long since we've talked, I mean really talked. I've been busy lately. I'm sorry--I really miss you. Yes YOU.